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pageant girls

from Tinker Tailor Motherfucker by The Doorman

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Challenging to record considering the BBF#F#BF# tuning (thanks Sonic Youth). The instrumental outro crystallized out of thin air on one particular magic day.

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playmate of the month used to be a page two girl
on page one of the tabloid she shone through the world
I really liked her looks and I really dug her boots
her private parts were pixelated, no one likes a prude

CH pageant girls are wonderful
pageant girls are colorful
pageant girls are lovable
pageant girls are virtual but I don’t care, I trash them ‘cause I don’t need them

John Wayne strap on electric guitar
she kneels down before every motor-cycle asshole
I didn’t know we were all gonna be fucked

playmate of the month used to be a real nice girl
prom queen Laura Palmer wrapped in plastic now she’s dead
I really liked her smile and I loved her pinkish hue
until the fillers were injected and her skin was turning blue CH

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from Tinker Tailor Motherfucker, released April 18, 2020
drums by Jordan McQueen

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The Doorman Dordrecht, Netherlands

Homerecorded lo-fi ballads, indie rock and other audio experiments. Influenced by GbV, Sebadoh, Sentridoh, Songs:Ohia and Aphex Twin!

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