Name: dead air in 15 minutes
Duration: P00H02M46S
Description: September 2009. Crazy psychedelia. Ween era The Pod and Pure Guava inspired me to use flangers etc. on the vocals. Initially this was a very different song with other lyrics but I could not reach the intended pitch. So, I just thought 'well, fuck it' and made it into this little gem.

dead air in 15 minutes

from Diana and Satellite by The Doorman

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September 2009. Crazy psychedelia. Ween era The Pod and Pure Guava inspired me to use flangers etc. on the vocals. Initially this was a very different song with other lyrics but I could not reach the intended pitch. So, I just thought 'well, fuck it' and made it into this little gem.

lyrics

women get laid
while the men masturbate
now the vicar so sad
took the choir boy instead

now the fluffer still waits
for this guy to get hard
and the milf really bad
left her kids on the set

if you’ve got a second girl, I bring you Mickey Mouse
he’s just around the corner, invite him to your house

emoticons smile
while I wait for your line
LOL you’re a guy
webcam yr dick and you will die
and the shit all flows to my home
I gotta disconnect you and block your calls dude

I didn’t think that anyone
would stick his joystick in
and then the shemale blogs and I get lost
‘cause I can’t erase my history

if you’ve got a second boy, I bring you Mickey Mouse
he's gonna shoot it yeah??, now he's lying off (?) to the land of Not
and she said I’d like to give you head
the line in her nose
it’s a shame she’s comatose

smile at me baby, from the red carpet
dig the red carpet ride through the land of Not
???

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from Diana and Satellite, released May 16, 2020

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The Doorman Dordrecht, Netherlands

Homerecorded lo-fi ballads, indie rock and other audio experiments. Influenced by GbV, Sebadoh, Sentridoh, Songs:Ohia and Aphex Twin!

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