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anything the lady requests

from ballroom music (fuck no) by The Doorman

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I lie awake at night
I think a lot of you and I
the pope got killed and God knows why

you're in his arms tonight
oh for heaven's sake he's a fake
he likes to watch Will & Grace

she has a down on this rhythm
and I told her not to listen
this is music for those who have lost
and I told you I couldn't sing this in front of a mirror
I'm The Doorman, in front of a door

will you find Mr. Right?
I recommend The Doorman, give him a big hand
he has impaired sight
he might look pretty dense
there's the bell
he lost himself or a contact lens

she has a down on this rhythm
and I told her not to listen
this is music which totally sucks
and I told you I couldn't play this in front of a listener
I'm not a jukebox and he ain't God

he ain't that kind of guy who waits anxiously for you to arrive
he's something like a complete dickhead who fucks around in his life
he's an autobiographer who fills empty pages
with thoughts on penis enlargement, virtual golf, webcam porn and the lyrics from the latest of Korn

I never sleep at night
I'm really scared to find you there, figuring in a nightmare
you and your Son of Sam
life is a joke, his ghostwriter must be Edgar Allan Poe
he is a dead Doorman
I'm the goddamn Doorman

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from ballroom music (fuck no), released March 9, 2019

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The Doorman Dordrecht, Netherlands

Homerecorded lo-fi ballads, indie rock and other audio experiments. Influenced by GbV, Sebadoh, Sentridoh, Songs:Ohia and Aphex Twin!

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