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Diana and satellite
02:27
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go to the moon
you won’t be there soon
sad sucker drawn to the light
all our telescopes
are hoping to grope
Diana and satellite
will be in the sky tonight
panic ensued
when they finally got glued
as they set foot on the darkest side
all the anxious souls
at Mission Control
Diana and satellite
will they radio in tonight?
we all thought you were an astronaut
but on lunar ground you just drove around
you planted a rag instead of the flag
you didn’t search for rocks but aimlessly walked
I know that you had a different kind of plan in your mind
don’t you know that you won’t make it back in time?
meanwhile on Earth
our footage got blurred
we decided to cut the line
someone went back here
through the atmosphere
Diana and satellite
made it to the other side
Diana and satellite
Diana and satellite
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the Higgs particle
02:12
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out there in the country side nobody sins
overpainted pornography of teenager kids
a wolf domesticized is chasing a hare
father's smoking pipe on a porch in a rocking chair
you don't know what it's like to wake up alone
in the morning anaesthesized, in the evening stoned
confront the preacher with the adamant kid
who drugs the girls with an incense stick
and thinks that the world is better left alone like he is
you're on the edge of catastrophy kid
they hug you to death while you're having a fit
amorous of Higgs
the particle spins
the Morpheus girls will put you to sleep
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she's the one, I'll have to wait
five more years and you will fade
she will come back on a day
I forgot all about her and her ways
she's the one who should have stayed
I wake up to find out it's too late
remember your monologue to God
and he laughs right in your face
she's the one, I'll have to wait
the Death Star is in display
I wake up to find out you are gone
the world is not a safe place
she's beamed up straight into the stars
light years and years away
she will shine on in my heart
next time I need to stay awake
your friends on the internet were lying when they said that they were straight
in her eyes you could see that she would hyperlink to a girl coming in your face
and believe it or not... they're opposed to God
wanna know if you're a pal or not
don't leave me behind 'cause you're a friend of mine
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*shrugs*
02:36
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pageant of the fine-drawn beautiful machines
I'd like to see her in swimsuit throwin' me a kisby ring
in her evening gown still quite a finalist
I see her disappear and walkin' straight to me
I always thought that people really smiled
but it turns out they have their head up their ass
you are alone and your boyfriend isn't home
I can't wait to meet The Doorman 'cause he is always home
predestinarians are there to tell you it ain't fair
but there is a cosmic plan although we fail to understand
she used to think that I was a cheerful lad
but when she read my song lyrics she fled my universe real fast
Mayer has a really nice four-wheel drive
and he knows how to get laid in his car
and Ryan Cabrera has five bedrooms
but none of the doors is ajar
all of my fans are virtually insane
they won't feel insulted 'cause they do not exist
you and your friends are absolutely right
I do not make music, I break it down, all right?
I always thought that people really cared
but it turns out they are preoccupied with themselves instead
social conventions, my friend
they all go over my head
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spacefruit
01:29
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?
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6. |
dead air in 15 minutes
02:46
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women get laid
while the men masturbate
now the vicar so sad
took the choir boy instead
now the fluffer still waits
for this guy to get hard
and the milf really bad
left her kids on the set
if you’ve got a second girl, I bring you Mickey Mouse
he’s just around the corner, invite him to your house
emoticons smile
while I wait for your line
LOL you’re a guy
webcam yr dick and you will die
and the shit all flows to my home
I gotta disconnect you and block your calls dude
I didn’t think that anyone
would stick his joystick in
and then the shemale blogs and I get lost
‘cause I can’t erase my history
if you’ve got a second boy, I bring you Mickey Mouse
he's gonna shoot it yeah??, now he's lying off (?) to the land of Not
and she said I’d like to give you head
the line in her nose
it’s a shame she’s comatose
smile at me baby, from the red carpet
dig the red carpet ride through the land of Not
???
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please, materialize
02:00
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hey hey dig the sound
chick with plastic eyes
I'm not your friend
I just like to try
she's my soulmate
showroom dummy gal
they dress her all (?) in half and prostitute her before your eyes
I'd like to go to the river tonight
I'd like to swim naked and do it, alright?
but you are just a girl who doesn't dig that shit
you are just the dumbest bitch who does suck dick for a living
and here comes the Saviour
in his goddamn fucking spaceship
spaceship, spaceship, spaceship
purple blue orange LSD
purple blue orange LSD
I dreamt of the queen and the king, together
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Re: no subject.eml
02:22
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The Doorman Dordrecht, Netherlands
Homerecorded lo-fi ballads, indie rock and other audio experiments. Influenced by GbV, Sebadoh, Sentridoh, Songs:Ohia and Aphex Twin!
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